A Talented Family

You’re in for a treat today—it’s story time with Wezel. Plus you get to meet a couple members of the Wezel family. You may have seen those awesome beard videos floating around our Facebook page. If you haven’t – well let’s just say we both know what you’ll be doing after this. Trust me, after this little storytelling session, you won’t be able to resist watching. In fact, my bet is you’ll probably watch them a couple times.

Beard Video

There’s actually some pretty juicy background to these little gems. You may be wondering where we found such riveting lyrics. Believe it or not, those lyrics can be found on Twitter. That’s right, we’re singing real live authentic tweets. I doubt many people can claim that one.

Kyle (I’ve told you about him before—the one with the king of all beards) is the kind of guy everyone loves to have hanging around the office. Anyone who listens to Kyle for more than five minutes will agree that his spontaneous outbursts are far too valuable not to be documented. Thus a Twitter account solely dedicated to Kyle’s musings was born. Scott (not featured in the video but another very valuable member of the family) began tweeting every hilarious, ridiculous, inspiring word spout Kyle produced. Genius right? The collection today is quite impressive. The lyrics merely represent a few of our personal favorites.

Kyle may have a way with words, but Shaun is the musically gifted one in the family (he’s the one singing and playing the piano like a boss). Here’s a bit of gossip for you—Shaun was on American Idol with David Archuleta. That’s right—we’ve got a little celebrity in the family. Shaun came up with all those catchy tunes in the videos on the spot. We gave him a tweet, and seconds later he had a jingle that left our feet tapping. Talk about talent. And with Tanner over there on backup—we’re thinking a boy band might be our next big break.

So there you have it. Quite a talented family, wouldn’t you agree? We’ll keep rolling out the videos on our Facebook page every Saturday morning, so don’t miss out on Kyle’s words of wisdom.

Cheers,

Wezel

 

Winning with Wezel

So I feel like it’s been a lot of Wezel this and Wezel that lately. Then again, this is my blog. Even so, today I will graciously share some Wezel secrets that will specifically benefit YOU.

My goal is to aid you in your quest to conquer one of the most important months of the entire year—March. Of course, March is great thanks to the sun finally shining, the little green men running around, and the excuse to eat unreasonable amounts of pie in the name of mathematics for one whole day, but let’s be real—when it comes down to it, the only truly important thing about this month is the basketball.

Fun Fact: Wezel is a March Madness Maniac. Which is exactly why I am making it my first and foremost priority for the next few weeks to be here for you and you alone—on my watch, you will not miss a single game. I repeat, regardless of what you are doing, not one second of March Madness will be missed. You will have multitasking down to a fine science.

Still not convinced? Well take a break from perfecting those brackets (mine is already complete, and I guarantee I will crush you), and check out the hard proof below:

Standing room only.

Standing room only.

  Now you can leaf the game on.

Now you can leaf the game on. 

  Best seat in the house.

Best seat in the house.

  Seeing double

Seeing double.

  Now the game's really heating up.

Now the game’s really heating up.

  Up close and personal

Up close and personal.

  What's so hard about cooking?

What’s so hard about cooking?

  Stats 101

Stats 101.

  Now that's some real pillow talk.

Now that’s some real pillow talk. 

 

Best of luck,

Wezel

My leather is the finest

Hey guys! Wezel here. Don’t want to brag but I’m pretty much the best quality Wezel you’ll find on this side of Lake Chaubunagungamaug. I’m made of Top Grain leather, which I inherited from my Uncle Saben. People love me because I’m not totally grainless but still have some of that durable grain. That makes me pretty appealing, even to the honeys. Other leathers that are cheaper and lesser quality are like the squirrels of the leather world. They pretend they’re not a rodent- looking all cute and fluffy- but under their disguise of fluff and adorable spastic movements, they are really just rats with a good PR agent. That is what Genuine and Bonded leather is like. Typically spray-painted to look like full or top grain leather. Imposters- I’ll have nothing of it. Let’s just say my skin is durable. I won’t crack or tear like Genuine or Bonded leather- just like my nemesis the squirrel. Cheers, Wezel   WezelWallets1